"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
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watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
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An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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