Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
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