so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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