My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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