it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Terrible idea I love it
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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