I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
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