YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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