I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
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my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
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I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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