he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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