I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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