my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
of course. lets lasso hookers.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
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walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
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there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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