have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Randomize
