Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
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Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
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The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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