Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
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So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
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Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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