cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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