is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
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and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
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Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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