He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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