just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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