We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
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Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
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a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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