Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
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im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
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I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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