Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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