He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
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Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
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Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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