she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
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He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
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I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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