Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
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One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
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Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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