Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
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you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
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I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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