People in love make me want to vomit
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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