I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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