if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Randomize
