Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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