My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
