hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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