Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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