she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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