I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
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Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
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Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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