We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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