ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
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I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
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Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
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