we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
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And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
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Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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