Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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