I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I wish I only lived at night.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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