I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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