My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
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Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
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If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.