Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced