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• (208): View more from Idaho

  My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  Where was your thought process?

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  Drowning in my hangover.

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.

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  Not worth it.

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Two dicks, one me.

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  Yoga's definitely paying off.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.

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