it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
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how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
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Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.