Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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