so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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