I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
