I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
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The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
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I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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