It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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