people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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