so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
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He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
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1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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