I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
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Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
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Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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