Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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