Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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