dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
4 words: hood of his car
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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