I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
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