I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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