That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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