You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
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When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
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I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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